I have been waiting for time warner cable since 10am this morning. it is now 1:50. I called. The woman said they tried to get in at 10:01. I said, "Well they lied." She said they said the door was locked. I said "No it wasn't. But perhaps the prospect of an egg and cheese on a roll sounded better than installing my cable at 10am." She said "Ma'am I can put in another request for hook-up." I said, "I have been sitting in my apartment all day eating brownies and listening to Gary Numan. I now feel sick to my stomach. I don't want another technician, I want free cable. And free internet. And I want all the episodes of Gossip Girl on DVD. So I can watch them in color."

She said, "Did you see the length of Serena's skirt last night???"

Even in b&w on a 6" monitor it was scandalous!!!!

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/gossip_girl_is_where_we_belong.html

xoxo